Every time I listen to Joan as Police Woman (née Joan Wasser), I feel like I owe her a personal apology for not falling in love with her sultry piano driven music at first introduction. There's a laundry list of excuses: she was an opener standing between me and Rufus Wainwright (a poor decision by any standard), I was tired, the room was too crowded, her attempts at introducing herself in French seemed more like a calculated attempt at cuteness than sincerity...say what you want, but the truth? It wasn't you Joan, it was me. And I just wasn't impressed. What makes this all the more painful is that said dubious first introduction took place in Paris, the city of sultry, emotional music and, ya know, love. So much for embracing the spirit of my environment. Fail. Or rather, échoue. That all changed last year of course, with a well-placed track on KCRW and a dark, partially empty small club show, thus proving that sometimes all it takes is a second listen. Or proving I'm a hipster-snob in geek's clothing. Really, take your pick.Joan as Police Woman is back with her second act, To Survive (out June 10th). Beauty is the new punk rock...or at least according to her myspace. This time around, there isn't quite such a dramatic separation between the two. We've yet to be treated to a Dambuilders redux, but this time Joan's punk roots do stick out a hair more than the smoking lounge-ready Real Life. The electric guitar riffs and vocal tics have been left unsanded over her now trademark jazz-piano and all consuming voice - an instrument that could stand out above pretty much anything. Amidst the still beautiful instrumentation (albeit a hair over-produced in places), there's a touch of calculated hardness, rising to the surface on the dissent-charged track "Furious." Overall, the contrast makes for a bit of a disconcerting listen, but given the thematic topics - the death of her mother and memories of her cult-hero boyfriend Jeff Buckley - it's a dichotomy that, like Joan herself, deserves a second and third listen.
Sadness isn't the only emotion up for exploration. Joan's mission statement for this album being "I want to be courageous enough to feel and express as much as possible and that means all the emotions," she takes what what might be her first stab at a happy song - the optimistic, after the storm, horn-driven "Magpies." Yes, she references the brief life of her namesake St. Joan, but it's all about heading to the voice in this life. Okay maybe not a tribute to outright optimism, but JAPW is nothing if not a study in contrasts.
And though our first meeting was somewhat fortuitous (although one imagines it was the tour rather than my presence that brought this around...back narcissism, back!), Rufus Wainwright is back dueting with Joan in the decidedly non-punk album closer "To America." Starting with instrumentation stripped down to a single piano and horn somewhere in the distance, their falsettos morn a nation of lost promises and a distant love affair, raising to a painful battle cry, complete with, once again, a rough guitar line. The mournful duet climaxes with a full band and the sound of distant fireworks. Oh my...does that sound like the description of a fangirl? I guess first impressions can be deceiving.
(photo Joan As Police Woman: Shane Van Lunteren)
mp3: "To Be Loved" by Joan As Police Woman
mp3: "The Ride (live)" by Joan As Police Woman, originally from the the album Real Life
A good - what three years now? - into the Swedish invasion, the average indie music fan knows more about Sweden than its pervasive blondness and abundance of Ikeas1. Having said that, I've been personally charged by a friend with attempting to continue (or start) the myth that ABBA is played in all public areas of Stockholm. Fellow countrymen, make that as you will.
Long before I’d heard this album (or even "I Will Possess Your Heart," the eight-and-a-half-minute single), one thing was apparent: it wasn’t going to be like 2005's major label debut, Plans. This prospect would have thrilled me two years ago, when I was crying for a return to their earlier, less refined, more guitar-driven sound. But then I went through extensive therapy, and I developed an ever-increasing appreciation for Plans' dense, unified landscapes, enough to feel a little nostalgic for it now. If Plans was a desolate prairie, then Narrow Stairs is a jagged, rocky beach front.
Lyrically Ben Gibbard continues to move away from the abstract and towards linear and more literal storylines. Songs like "Bixby Canyon Bridge," "Cath...," and "Grapevine Fires" offer sharp, clear narratives, and "Long Division" bounces along with a typically clever metaphor for being a "remainder". It's on "Talking Bird," "Your New Twin Sized Bed," and "The Ice Is Getting Thinner," where Gibbard gets himself into trouble, opting for the slightly-too-obvious, and with a backdrop that fails to be quite engaging enough to make up for it. To be fair, I am decidedly not a lyrics person, but even after extensive soul searching, I just can't find it in me to swallow lines like you look so defeated lying there in your new twin sized bed / with a single pillow for your single head. Call me a cynic if you must.
The show itself, from start to finish, had the most theatrics you can find outside of a Flaming Lips convention. Earlier we had been taking bets as to just how long each act would last before being forcibly thrown off the stage by over-zealous punk fans. Even in an age where the Internet acts as the great common denominator, it just seems weird to have a band of children open up for a band of face-paint wearing piano-pounding, mother-scaring punks3. Actually, it kinda seems weird for them to be opening for, well, anyone. That is, until you meet
Of course, the surprisingly rousing openers were only a taste of the drama geekery to come.
Of all the bands that I consistently try to get other people to listen to, there are few that I have evangelized more persistently over the last two years than
A year and a half after their sophomore album 
Review by guest hipster:
Admittedly there comes a time when it becomes awkward to write yet another raving review highlighting a musician's genius. Yes we get it...he makes pretty sounds on his guitar and is easy on the eyes! In the interest of saving time, I'll say definitively:
The execution however was one for the books. Peter admitted early that this was their last stop on a month-long tour. He was exhausted. He'd been crammed in a tiny van appreciating the California coast line, something he'd missed on his previous,
The first band that I ever saw at my beloved troubadour was
The Would-be Hipsters are slightly divided on
Zoey put it best when, halfway though the set she joyfully yelped "Los Angeles rocks!" Yes we have bad traffic, bad air, and a bad rep. But when a supergroup plays your city on a three-stop tour - well it's one of those rare moments when you feel justified in your civic smugness.